Coworker: So you like him(my supervisor) huh?
Me: Yeah, I just know this nigga got a big ass dick
Coworker: *mouth drops* are you serious?
Me: Just think about it? Most of these niggas in here always talking about money and getting pussy but they don't really get none. But he just sit back and don't say a word. That's how you know fucking with a real nigga!


obstacles these strong black women overcame 

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Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

So cute





Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS


his tiny little peeps get me every time.

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You gotta rub your ass against his print by accident on purpose

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grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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